Total Medals Earned: 15 (From 3 different games.) Total Medal Score: 140 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
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Medals Earned: 8/13 (40/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Watch all animations
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 6/9 (95/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Lose the game
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
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